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in his defense, Cruz rarely knows what he is talking about
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Harvard Law really is overrated
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Cruz sounds like a Rhodes Scholar compared to Ben “The Grain” Carson.
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I am a scholar compared to Carson
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I can only assume he thinks the world is flat
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I womder if he thinks carpet bombing means taking a big carpet, putting some bombs in it and dropping it right on those terrorists
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He probably thinks the Earth is a large grain depository.
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Oh he knows what it is, he’s just being misleading.
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I know, i was trying to make teh funnies
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he probably has grain stored behind his klingon jesus picture
![]() 01/28/2016 at 21:57 |
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Carpet Bombing was a very common term used in the media during the gulf war up until the point that a reporter asked General Schwarzkopf about it and he said he didn’t know what carpet bombing was.
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Sure, just bomb everything, that’s always the solution. Brinksmanship makes everything better.
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![]() 01/28/2016 at 23:08 |
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Remember, Cecil Rhodes invented apartheid!
![]() 01/29/2016 at 05:34 |
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If I could have annotated that photo I would have made a Cruz missile joke.
Since I can’t, I’ll just post this and say, “Ted should have called me”
It was the
Persian Gulf War
, wasn’t it?
![]() 01/29/2016 at 09:07 |
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That bomb destroyed a carpet. It was a magnificent Persian one at that. Very sad.
![]() 01/29/2016 at 09:08 |
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I think he meant Brian, common typo.
![]() 01/29/2016 at 10:21 |
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Yep, totally.
![]() 01/29/2016 at 10:26 |
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It funny cuase he stresses that he only wants to bomb Isis, and avoid civilians, but the irony is carpet bombing is not accurate...far from it in fact. Stupid politics and their stupid catch phrases(?).
![]() 01/29/2016 at 10:29 |
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Well we did carpet bomb the Iraqi army in the battle field using B-52s and also Basra since it was deemed a “military town.”